Some Time Warner Cable customers experienced service interruption during the Super Bowl last month. Seems like a bad time for that to happen. Don’t worry, though. Time Warner fixed everything. They sent people $5 Target gift cards.
Were you unable to watch the Super Bowl? Here’s $5
Seems like a great trade-off.


Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
A short list of things that $5 Target gift cards can fix:
- Super Bowl blackouts
- Torn ACL
- Infidelity
- Global warming
- Class war
- If you forgot to pick up dryer sheets and don’t mind just using the Target-brand dryer sheets
$5 Target gift cards: they fix everything.












