“Yep, just normal hockey times. Skatin’ it up here. Oh, hey, the puck! I’ll just transport this over here and OH MY HEAVENS”
This high school hockey hit will make you re-think having a body
This is pretty much how high school went for everyone, right? No? Just me?


Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
“ouch my physical being. guess i’ll just go ahead and slide softly off the ice sorry to bother everyone sorry guys”
DIRECTOR’S CUT:
“Hey, everything’s OK!” *Kenny Loggins plays*
(h/t to Ashley Burns at With Leather)














