Finally! Schools can provide athletes with unlimited meals and snacks! The NCAA realized that preventing unpaid players sometimes led to things like the words “impermissable pasta benefits“ and ”cream cheese restrictions” and superstar players complaining they were hungry, which makes the NCAA look kinda petty.
Jared Lorenzen’s take on the NCAA’s unlimited snacks ruling is the best take on the NCAA’s unlimited snacks ruling
Bless you, Hefty Lefty.
Michael Dodge
Of all the reactions to this, this is by far the best one:
I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don't have any eligibility left.
— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014 Yes, Jared Lorenzen -- THE HEFTY LEFTY -- pointing out that he could've benefited from unlimited snacks. This is over. A reminder that we last caught up with Mr. Lefty in February, when he was still enormous and still destroying low-level semi-pro indoor football.
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