Have you left your house in the past, oh, four months? You have probably heard the song “Timber” by Pitbull ft. Ke$ha. It sounds ... well ... it sounds exactly like any song with Pitbull and Ke$ha should sound. It’s got some Pitbull verses you won’t remember and a Ke$ha chorus you can’t forget. It is alarmingly catchy, to the point I never want to hear it again.
Pitbull yelling things about basketball over ‘Timber’ is an NBA Playoffs song
It’s going down. The NBA Playoffs! (takes poison)
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Anyway! We are talking about it here because it is now the song for the NBA Playoffs, apparently, complete with its own new Pitbull verse:
That Pitbull verse features the following bars:
Crossover pullup, shoot the j off
Alleyoop, slam dunk, PLAYOFFS
PITBULL! YOU JUST SAID A FEW BASKETBALL THINGS AND THEN RHYMED “J-OFF” WITH “PLAYOFF”
THAT’S NOT RAPPING. THAT’S JUST SAYING BASKETBALL THINGS AND THEN RHYMING “J-OFF” WITH “PLAYOFF”
Do not watch the NBA Playoffs. This song will be playing.
Pitbull is also doing the song for the World Cup. I am here to warn you: give Pitbull time, and he will do songs for every sports event ever.
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