From the department of unintentional comedy: A Derrick Rose figurine that says LEG ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. Because, you know, Derrick Rose’s legs have needed some serious assembly over the past few years:
Derrick Rose figurine requires leg assembly
And so does the Steph Curry model!


@jeremypiven Come on man! pic.twitter.com/m8DUYgMCIo
— Steve L (@bullystyle311) April 17, 2014 After perusing some online toy stores: this is a real thing!
But some do! And those other ones also sometimes seem like they need leg assembly:
BE MORE CAREFUL WITH YOUR PHRASING, BASKETBALL PLAYER FIGURINE COMPANIES.
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