You are a young man who is passionate about a young woman. Crazy about her, in fact. So much so that you bought tickets -- good ones, you had to save up for ‘em -- to the big Raptors game, one of the biggest in years.
Guy goes for the kiss at crucial moment in Raptors game, gets shut down
The Raptors came through in the clutch. This guy did not.
And it went perfectly. The Raptors were dominant. The Nets fought back. Toronto held strong, and with a gutty Kyle Lowry shot in the lane, it looked like they’d hold on for the win in spite of the Brooklyn onslaught.
It was time. You’d go in for the kiss. And... and... AND.... (via the must-follow @GoldAndOrSmith)
Ouch.
Better luck next time, champ. Of course, we’re not helping you recover by posting this on the internet and making up your backstory, but, well, sorry.



















