Bartolo Colon runs to first with his bat

There is no joy in the world greater than Bartolo Colon hitting. We’ve seen him swing out of his helmet, we’ve seen him drive in a run, and we’ve seen him do ... this.

And now, a new addition to the pantheon: Bartolo Colon running with a bat! (via the must-follow @Nick_Pants)

Bartolo had struck out in six of his eight at-bats thus far in what will be his first full season in the National League, so he’s not really used to doing things once he’s actually made contact.

Bartolo Colon batting is the best sport and we want it to happen forever and ever.