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NBA fan may have to eat poop because of the Cavaliers

Please don’t eat poop.

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Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Cleveland sports fans have been figuratively eating poop for years. Now someone may have to literally eat poop because of Cleveland sports. (Editorial note: We don’t believe in burying the lede at SB Nation.)

The Daily Dot did an excellent job of rounding up the entire blow-by-blow of this Reddit intrigue, but the upshot is this: a Redditor said he would eat his poop if the Cavaliers got the No. 1 overall pick in the draft. And ... well ... they did.

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“timberwolvesguy” is trying to backtrack on his word, but he is being hounded by a number of fellow NBA fans who, apparently, REALLY want to see the consumption of poop. (Condumption?)

The official stance of SB Nation is that this is really gross. We offer some polite suggestions of other things you could eat instead of poop. (This does not just apply to NBA fans.)

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