Dinner is served. Cold! Life of a bachelor pic.twitter.com/IJngyKrfiI
— Tony Stewart (@TonyStewart) May 22, 2014 Tony Stewart is eating the world’s saddest dinner
Turn left, enter kitchen, don’t eat this.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Tony Stewart is better at driving a car than you but we can almost guarantee that you make better food choices than him.
We’ve all been to this dark place where you’re simultaneously hungry and lazy. It’s these moments that you get your culinary MacGyver on to make some terrible food choices -- like that one time in college I mixed mayonnaise and relish to make “poor man’s tartar sauce,” and put it on fish sticks. Spoiler: It wasn’t good.
In any event, this is Tony Stewart we’re talking about. Surely he has something better in the house than Spaghettios (sorry Campbells) and even if you’ve resigned yourself to eating them, why the hell would you eat them cold?
Yes, that’s right “Cold!” isn’t referring to his food choice, it’s how he wants to eat them.
@ClaireBLang because I like them this way!
— Tony Stewart (@TonyStewart) May 22, 2014 Ugh.
