Let’s go to the Russian Premier League, where Pavel Golyshev has no regard for physics, sanity or our minds.
You have to watch this crazy jumping, spinning, back heel assist
But physics.


That sound you just heard was your mind being blown.
What’s the rule on assists so awesome that it’s not fair for your name to go down second on the scoresheet? Like you can’t just list “ Assist: Golyshev” and move on.
Can we give him the goal? How about the win? A statue?
Give the man something. FIFA, it’s up to you to right this wrong (awww, crap).
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