Stephen Hawking is the former Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University and a world-renowned icon of theoretical physics, which obviously makes him the perfect person to talk about England’s chances in the World Cup.
Stephen Hawking trolls Luis Suarez
Skip the bit about logistic regression -- you don’t go to Prof. Hawking for the math, after all -- and get right down to what we all want to hear: one of the world’s great scientists calling out Uruguay and Liverpool star Luis Suarez for diving and then using the phrase “England couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo.”
It’s difficult to believe humanity has wasted this man on black hole dynamics.
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