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‘Angry Heat grandma’ is the gift that keeps on giving

“Stephenson, fall on your face!”

Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Meet Mary, from South Florida. She loves the Miami Heat. And she hates anything that isn’t “the Heat crushing everything in their path.” Please enjoy a full minute of her ranting incredulously about everything from the refs to Chris Bosh being typically Boshian.

Personally, however, I feel this has to be the highlight:

Oh, Mary. You are all of us. You are sports.

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