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This rap is so bad you’ll hate the LA Kings for its existence

Make it stop... MAKE IT STOP!!!

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

The vast majority of home-brewed fan songs are terrible. It’s not because people lack passion, but talent. Many can become endearing in spite of this, like a lovingly-crafted terrible quilt from a loved one.

It’s hard to know where to begin when it comes to Alexandra Case. Her channel is full of “rap” songs about random things, now her attention has been turned to the Los Angeles Kings and it gives you a new reason to hate them by osmosis.

The rhymes are so bad you don’t even need to hear them to know how ugly this is.

“Kings fans are the best fans. We’re the number one fans up in the stands.”

“Other sports see soft grass. Others sports are boring, no fight no smash. Others sports play with their balls no puck.”

“I like the sound of a good score. Whole crowd, big sound, cheering loud, lion’s roar.”

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