How many points is this worth?
Matt Joyce created the perpetual pitching machine
And scared himself doing it.


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We have some options here.
- Matt Joyce couldn’t do that again if he tried. You would win many a small bet with him as he attempted to replicate his once-in-a-lifetime trick shot.
- Matt Joyce faces human pitchers who throw 100 miles per hour. This is less terrifying than a pitching machine throwing a strike to the same place every time only a little sooner than you expected.
- This is how the end begins, with the rise of the pitching machines.
- Joe Maddon and Co.‘s faces:












