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Urijah Faber’s UFC cake is in no way safe for work

Summer is a time for friends, family and cakes shaped like phalluses.

Ethan Miller
James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Urijah Faber may wind up fighting teammate T.J. Dillashaw, but the two are friends right now and are breaking bread together. Or a penis cake.

A group of UFC fighters, family and friends gathered for what appears to be a summer cookout. As we all know a good cookout needs a good desert, so enter the aforementioned cake. The wistful comment from Faber says it all, really “Can we ever just get a regular cake”? Yes, that’s the word “ever” so who knows what past iterations looked like.

One Instagram user has a simple query that we’d like to know the answer to as well.

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UPDATE: Penis cakes are becoming an epedemic in Faber’s camp. Take a look at these new deserts courtesy of fighter Joseph Benavidez.

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