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Everything Belgium DIDN’T say at their World Cup press conference

It’s easy to mask your true feelings behind politically correct speech, until now.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Belgium held their World Cup press conference on Monday and said all the things you expected them to. They preached some humility, Eden Hazard puffed out his chest and hopes to get a lot of free kicks from fouls. It was all ho-hum, but we’ve worked out what they were REALLY wanting to say.

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