This is a picture of Rick Ross, fat guy and rapper, with Bob Kraft, business magnate and owner of the New England Patriots:
Rick Ross takes picture with Bob Kraft (an NFL team should really sign Rick Ross)
Rick Ross belongs on a football field. At any position, but he seems to like rapping most about running backs, so let’s put him in the backfield.
Me and Robert Kraft negotiating me a 1 yr deal #MaxContract | @wingstop @belairerose @mCigs pic.twitter.com/LXevUl9Fxq
— Mastermind (@rickyrozay) July 27, 2014 a) The contrast in outfits is AMAZING.
b) Ross jokes that the Patriots are going to sign him to a max contract (which, well, isn’t actually a thing in the NFL, unlike the NBA) and then mentions three brands he is affiliated with (a fast-food chain, a wine, and an eCig company) for no apparent reason. This is a joke: not only is Bob Kraft, the Patriots’ owner, not the person in charge of signing football players, he probably would not sign Rick Ross, a 38-year-old non-football player, if he had that capability, and especially not after the start of training camp.
However, we think an NFL team should put serious consideration into signing Rick Ross.
- Rick Ross hustles.
- Rick Ross has great fundamentals.
- Rick Ross can name several running backs.
Rick Ross really likes lemon pepper wings. Not related to football, but true nonetheless.
We joke, but in another life, Ross -- then William Roberts, of course -- had a football scholarship at D-II Albany State. We’d do just about anything to see pictures of that.
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