The #TMNT jerseys have arrived. Buy them at our game on 8/2 | http://t.co/NHmQ0QErvK #Cowabunga #MiLB #Nickelodeon pic.twitter.com/0bA4u1dt7v
— Fresno Grizzlies (@FresnoGrizzlies) July 25, 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle night comes with FOUR HATS
The old saying is “Four hats is better than one.” Which in this case is absolutely correct.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Another week, another amazing MiLB promotion. This time it’s the Fresno Grizzlies who are getting in on the fun with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-themed uniforms and hats. Not just hats, but FOUR HATS.
The jerseys are simple enough on their own. There’s not a whole lot that needs to be done to look like a Ninja Turtle, but the idea of a bear clutching a pizza is amazing and really makes you think.
- Hot cheese and bear fur must be a nightmare.
- Stupid bear, why is he clawing the pizza?
- Why does the Fresno bear need to hide its identity?
Wikipedia tells us that there’s such as thing as a “Fresno Kangaroo Rat,” so hopefully there will be one at the stadium. Look, every group of turtles need their Splinter.
There’s also a pretty solid deal for the budget-conscious.
TODAY ONLY! 4 Tickets to the @FresnoGrizzlies 8/2 game and ALL 4 #TMNT hats for just $119! pic.twitter.com/WvZwDG4cnu
— Minor League Promos (@MiLBPromos) July 28, 2014 Well played Fresno, because those are some seriously awesome hats. It may be cool to say Donatello or Raphael is the best turtle, but Michelangelo is a party dude -- that makes him the best.
Hopefully the game on August 2 is so good not even Michael Bay can ruin it.
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