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Stone Cold Steve Austin tells you a very NSFW story about being intimate with a Sasquatch

We’ll just leave this here.

by James Dator
James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

This is the weirdest story you’ll ever hear from a professional wrestler, which is saying something. Stone Cold Steve Austin described his dream on his podcast, which involved him, a female Sasquatch and a snorkel.

Good luck sleeping tonight.

h/t Guyism

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