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Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

Watch the Astros’ amazing fake mall commercial

This is one of the best things a team has done this week.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Winning games is overrated, especially if you are able to turn your attention to making amazing fake commercials. The Houston Astros might only be hitting .242 on the year, but they’re batting a thousand on this fake mall ad.

This Astros are riffing on this abomination for the East Hills Mall, and they do a really good job.

If you need haircuts or cups, then head on down to Keuchel & McHugh Mall to get the hookup.

h/t MLB Fan Cave

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