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This 99-pack of beer cans should probably be illegal

This SEEMS like too many beers. Just a thought.

Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

99 beers for 99 dollars. Seems like a great deal! That’s the cheapest way yet to get alcohol poisoning, at any rate. Austin Beerworks’ Anytime Ale is offering this special deal if you subscribe to all of their various social media apparatuses. You can find the full lowdown on Gizmodo and purchasing info will go out this week.

Just look at what it takes to lug this around, though:

99-pack

I mean, do you really want that in your life?

Yeah, you probably do, huh. I’ll back up the U-Haul.

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