What the heck was sitting courtside at USA vs. Turkey?
Go on ... stare at it.


James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
The FIBA World Cup continues unabated, but there was one very strange character sitting courtside for USA vs. Turkey. The only problem is working out what the heck it is.
We’ll wait for the scientific report to make a final determination, but right now there are a few prevailing theories.
- A person who requested plastic surgery to look exactly like Alvin the chipmunk.
- Tintin’s forgotten Spanish brother.
- The missing link.
- King Cake Baby as a pre-teen.
- A figment of our imagination.
h/t @TalkHoops
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