We already know that rodeos are great. But some of the best parts of rodeos aren’t even the sporting competitions. It’s the little stuff, like trying to put pants on a calf, or watching kids eat shit while trying to rope a goat. Or ... musical chairs.
Playing musical chairs at a rodeo is hazardous to your health
Wait for the payoff. It’s worth it.


Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
A brief word of advice for anyone competing in a rodeo musical chairs competition:
DON’T STEAL OTHER PEOPLE’S CHAIRS. IT MAY SEEM CUTE BUT IT WILL END BADLY. VERY BADLY. HOW BADLY?
THAT BADLY.
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