Some ballpark promotions are great! Other ballpark promotions are what we like to refer to as “discount sushi.”
Nationals selling discount sushi is not a terrible idea at all
Clearance raw fish? What could possibly go wrong?
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Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
I got $5 sushi at Section 130 at #Nats Park today by RT-ing this tweet! What a deal! #NatsParkSushi pic.twitter.com/yZ96bF7hOx
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) August 7, 2014 44% off ballpark sushi? WHERE DO I SIGN
Look, Nationals, I’m sure your sushi is delicious, fresh, and won’t make my guts crap themselves. But “CLEARANCE SUSHI” generally isn’t something people get excited about. It’s the 11 p.m. gas station egg-salad sandwich of questionable food choices.
(h/t Jack Kogod)
