Spoiler: there was this one time that Kansas City Royals legend George Brett had an extremely bad experience with some crab legs in Las Vegas. We know this because Brett volunteered the information -- sparing no moment of sudden explosive incontinence -- to a number of young Royals during a stretching drill in spring training, and because his story was captured on video. We may not want to know all this, but we know it.
The Internet autotuned George Brett’s infamous pants-pooping story
It’s got a gross beat, and you can’t really dance to it.
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Never before, though, have we heard it auto-tuned, set to a pleasant beat, and turned into a regulation-length music video. Please enjoy this gross and amusing (and, unavoidably, NSFW) video responsibly:
I wonder, sometimes, if we do not thank the Internet enough for being the way it is. Thank you, Internet, for deciding this was worth doing. And best wishes to George Brett on a lifetime of more-than intermittent continence.
Hat tip to Leigh Cowart
