Someone drew a 100-yard penis on this high school football field

It takes skill to lovingly craft a “large image of male genitalia” on a football field, but that’s only a small part of this story. There are a lot of layers to this 100-yard long, penis-shaped onion.

1. This is the home of the Bedford Kicking Mules.

2. The prank was carried out with the help of a kid’s 50-year-old mother.

3. The landscaper fixing the field is the self-proclaimed “boss of the moss.”

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