Darren Sproles is infinitely better with ‘Super Mario Bros.’ music

Darren Sproles went off last night, totaling 203 all-purpose yards and pinballing around like, well, a pinball. The folks at Uproxx did a brilliant job scoring his night to the music from Super Mario Bros., but we felt like making a few changes.

We don’t care how good a defender you are, one simply cannot tackle a player under the power of a Super Star -- you’ll die, just like that. Unfortunately, Sproles’ power-up wore off just a touch too early.