Tommy Lasorda has, let’s say, some strong beliefs. Like the one where he believes you are going to hell if you aren’t a Dodgers fan.
Tommy Lasorda thinks you’re all going to hell
Well, all of you that don’t root for a specific team, anyway. So almost all of you.
If you don't cheer for the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven. Especially after this great win tonight.
— Tommy Lasorda (@TommyLasorda) September 25, 2014 If you wish physical harm on your racist friend’s mistress, though, your suite with a view of heaven’s breathtaking coastline is still locked in.
So long as you bleed Dodger blue as an insurance policy, anyway.
