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Josh Gordon would like to sell you a car

The suspended Browns receiver had no trouble picking up a little work in the wake of the NFL’s 1950s marijuana rules.

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“What’s it going to take to get you in this ‘07 Buick Regal?”

Good news Cleveland-area car buyers, you have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to buy a car from Browns receiving sensation Josh Gordon. That's right, the suspended superstar is selling cars for the Sarchione Auto Group in Ohio, according to ESPN.

And he’s not just selling cars. Gordon will also head the dealership’s community affairs efforts.

I’m sure Gordon will do great, and it’s probably a solid option for him while he’s suspended for the year, maybe better than the CFL even.

But let’s face it, when it comes to NFL players hawking cars, NOBODY will ever top Clinton Portis’ Hall of Fame work as a pitchman for DC-area chain Eastern Motors.

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