The NFL found 11 of 12 Patriots footballs to be underinflated in the AFC Championship game. Here we organize the real* theories and speculation that definitely did not lead to this conclusion.
(*Not real)
A definitive guide to ridiculous Patriots DeflateGate conspiracy theories
1. The classic conspiracy photoshop
Not much to say. It’s all right there, and it’s all c o n n e c t e d
2. The “True Detective” theory
Matthew McConaughey should have looked closer.
WHOA!
3. Tom Brady’s kids made him do it
The Patriots QB brought a sign from his kids to the game on Sunday, remember?
Well, did you see what it said? Check Gisele’s Instagram.
4. The “Google It” theory
This is what you get when you search “New England Patriots Football” in Google. Do not look it up, just take our word for it.
5. The Golden Ratio theory
Look closely ...
(Photo via USA TODAY Sports)
Is that normal?
6. Truther McDonald’s
Find us the truth, McDonald’s.
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