Twelve of the players on the Sixers are under the age of 24. Jason Richardson is the only player over the age of 28 (unless we were to count the AWOL Andrei Kirilenko) ... and Richardson turned 34 on Tuesday. So what did the team get him?
The Sixers got Jason Richardson adult diapers and baby food
Because the Sixers are young and Jason Richardson is old.


Honestly, he probably should be getting his teammates diapers and baby food, too. Other suggestions:
- Prune juice
Walker(not funny because Jason Richardson’s knees)- An aol.com email address
Richardson hasn’t played since getting knee surgery in Aug. 2013, but at least his teammates still consider him enough of a member of the squad to get him presents.
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