Michael Jordan’s house has its own hype video and it’s narrated by the house

I am a writer. I am telling you about Michael Jordan’s house. I am semi-convinced the house’s spirit has possessed the man at the end of this video and is using him as its puppet. I am confused why a house needs its own hype video. I am curious what kind of person would buy a house with a giant “23” on the gate and the name “Jordan” everywhere. I am fairly sure this was a Goosebumps book I read in the fifth grade. I am sure you could own this house if you had $15 million.

I am.

(via TMZ)