When you think about college football concessions stands, a lot of delicious things probably come to mind. Purdue branded hot dogs are not one of those things.
These Purdue branded hot dogs are *still* college football’s least appetizing food
— Brandon Vogel (@brandonlvogel) October 31, 2015
Maybe they’re delicious, but for some reason seeing the Purdue logo on food makes me automatically assume it’s got something wrong with it. Like, there’s no way these hot dogs aren’t made of 95 percent raccoon meat, right? Even the mustard looks like it’s got a sketchy past. Maybe a few felonies or at the least just a really bad credit score.
Purdue’s hot dogs came back this year, and somehow, they look worse.
.@nittanyrich's Purdue-branded hot dog. pic.twitter.com/OSXoj3uKZS
— Mark Wogenrich (@MarkWogenrich) October 29, 2016
This hot dog looks worse, because it looks like it was crafted by sadness; the wiener cooked long enough to leave a “Purdue” brand on its skin, but not long enough to erase the sketchy red spot beside it; the mustard sprayed on asymmetrically and sliding into deep despair; the bun too cold and pale to be enjoyed inside any mouth.
Purdue’s season has basically been a raccoon meat hot dog.
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