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David Ortiz’s retirement will feature a gym full of iguanas, according to SNL

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Saturday Night Live couldn’t resist cracking a few jokes about David Ortiz’s retirement with Kenan Thompson reprising his role as Big Papi to discuss his life after baseball. It seems like Ortiz has some pretty sweet things lined up — from sponsoring ships, to promoting the Dominican Republic’s favorite seasoning, he’ll be a busy guy.

Not going to lie: “Iguananox” sounds pretty cool though.

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