Alex Ovechkin looks like the world’s least proud father with a giant bobblehead of himself

Alex Ovechkin broke the record for most NHL goals by a Russian player merely a few days ago, but this is the coolest thing he’s done this week.

I would be happy to read an entire Greek epic about the journey from the front door of that building, to Alex’s car, to ... well honestly I can’t even attempt to guess where he’s going. Presumably a circus or heaven or the coolest bar in town.

Make him play with this guy on his back every single game, from now until eternity.