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Kobe on the rest of the NBA: ‘I don’t really care about any of them’

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Kobe Bryant isn’t just on his farewell tour, this is his truth tour. You know, that magical week when you’re about to quit a job when you can tell everyone exactly how you feel about them and exercise your pent-up feelings. These moments are few and far between, but Kobe is stretching this sucker out for the next five months.

It’s been a week so far and he’s already telling the rest of the NBA that he doesn’t care about them. By March he’s going to be smacking whippersnappers with a walking stick and telling off dudes on hover boards for “sidewalk surfing.”

h/t @GotEm_Coach

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