Lionel Messi made Eibar look like a gang of inebriated toddlers

Lionel Messi is better than your favorite soccer player.

In Barcelona’s game against Eibar Saturday, the Argentinian magician picked the ball up seventy yards away from goal and with a defender on his back. From there, he did what Messi does. A few tight touches around the first to try and take it from him, a bell around the second. When the first defender tried again, Leo decided to just run faster than him. After that he nutmegged two others and passed it off to keep his teammates from calling him a ball hog. Words can hurt, you know?

Then later he scored two goals.