Oh. Oh, new Astros Triple-A affiliate. Oh, you're getting cocky as all heck.
Astros Triple-A team planning delightfully arrogant promotion
There’s about a five-percent chance this isn’t completely embarrassing in two years. But if it hits ...
Will you be in Fresno on Aug. 15 or will you wait until 2017 to get your #Astros WS ring? http://t.co/S891v2CviU pic.twitter.com/hJLeHIqvox
— MiLB.com (@MiLB) March 24, 2015 That’s not a promotion, that’s a boastful rap lyric. It’s beautiful. Remember when the Astros were funny? Here, I just found this the other day. It seemed like a metaphor.
Seconds later, I found this one, also a metaphor.
No longer. The Astros are the 2017 World Champions, now. Didn’t you hear? Unless the promotion is ... misguided? I guess that’s possible. Only time will tell.
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