whoever asked me to prom a few nights ago, I think intended to ask the neighbor.Hopefully this wasnt your only effort pic.twitter.com/LiEbVK2Bg3
— Jason Castro (@J_Castro15) March 25, 2015 Someone used Post-its to ask the Astros catcher to prom
Jason Castro is in the beginning of a go-back-to-school rom-com, and we should all support him.
First question: Post-it Notes? Really?
Second question: Why is that “P” so bad?
Third question: What’s wrong with the “R”? Is it leaking?
Fourth question: That is a bad “O.” This is not a question.
Fifth question: Straight up screw your “M”, too. The left side is longer than the right.
Sixth question: If you’re courting someone who drives a car that a multi-millionaire might drive, shouldn’t you come with something stronger than Post-it Notes? If you don’t have the money to hire Stephen Jenkins from Third Eye Blind to sing for you, at least Lloyd Dobler the person you’re courting with a Beats Pill or something.
Seventh question: Yellow? From your mom’s office? Come on, you’re looking for love not a reminder to clean out the break-room fridge. Look at all of these options:
Butternut is the color of lovers. Everyone knows that.
Eighth question: WHAT DID JASON CASTRO SAY?
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