Jockey’s pants fall down during race revealing his entire butt to everyone

Welp, that’s a butt! Please note the track announcer calling “Modesty in third position” right behind that big ol’ butt placing second.

Shinn’s pants fell down in the dash down the straight, resulting in the Melbourne Cup-winning jockey giving most of his rivals the bum steer as Miss Royale finished second behind Defender.

“I was more worried about winning the race. They [the pants] went just after the start and there was nothing I could do,” Shinn said. “I think a lot of people are going to have a bit of fun with this, but they can’t say I wasn’t focused and went to the line.”

And look: As bloggers, the SB Nation official editorial position is that (1) pants can be friggin’ hard, man and (B) this must be set to “Pony.”

(via FTW)