At the end of the Nuggets vs. Lakers game, Dwight Buycks taught Gary Harris a lesson in humility.
Lakers guard melted his defender into a puddle with this crossover
Ohhhhh nooooooooo.
Buycks crossed this young man so bad, he hit the Cupid Shuffle on the way down. The way Harris fell, he could of been in a Life Alert Commercial. “Help I’ve fallen and can’t get up!” Well, Buycks don’t care because he’s splashing threes while old man Harris picks his imaginary glasses off the hardwood.
Buycks crossed the turquoise off his jersey with that shimmy shake. I just don’t understand why he had to untie his shoes just so he could trip in front of the world. It’s like Harris drank the last swig of Buycks’ orange juice and left the carton in the fridge. So when he saw it, he broke every part of his lower leg so he could never drink that beautiful juice again. It’s like he sat in the middle of the court waiting for one of those emergency helicopters to scoop him up.
Harris got crossed and left for dead like his prom date told him “I’ll be right back I’m going to the bathroom” and he showed up six hours later to her dancing with his best friend.
Cold world son. Next time, you won’t leave your ankles out in the open where they can easily be broken. Cold, cold world.
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