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White Sox stadium turns John Danks’ dick into a doorknob

Accidental handle placement, or brilliant handle placement?

by Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Why, John Danks! Is that a handle protruding from your crotch, or are you just happy to see me?

(Yes, I will accept “both” as an answer.)

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