Sepp Blatter announced his resignation and this is the best you’ve got, print journalism?
Newspapers announced Sepp Blatter’s resignation with terrible puns, except in the UK
Wish you all had better soccer puns or dad jokes, print journalism. Not you, UK. You’re awesome.
Buenos Aires Herald (Argentina)
Come on, Argentina. Pretty much every sport has a whistle in it, not just soccer.
Herald News (New Jersey)
Alright, this one’s slightly better, because kicks to the head happen often in soccer (as well as other soccer-like sports and combat sports). Still, it could’ve used a dad joke.
OKAY, NOW WE’RE TALKING
"Blatt's all folks" & other UK headlines on #Blatter & #FIFA pic.twitter.com/jGKjG3PWmA
— Steve Wilson (@stevewilsonap) June 3, 2015 “BLATT’S ALL FOLKS.” THANK YOU, METRO.
Still, we must pay our respects to the IRS guy who had a better dad joke than all of us.
(All images courtesy of Newseum)
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