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Kobe Bryant tricked me into writing this free ad for his sports drink

#UpgradeYourSportsDrink with @DrinkBODYARMOR #ThisIsNOW

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Kobe Bryant loves to tweet about brands. His brands! Who doesn’t?

Noted brand enthusiast @Samir from the Internet had a reasonable question:

You reach. Kobe teach.

Except that’s ... not how advertising works?
So the Kobe System is that it is not advertising if (A) You have $$$ in the company and (B) You send your own tweets.

Anyway, I wrote a post about BODY ARMOR so Kobe -- and Big Brand -- wins again.

★★★

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