If you go over to blattr.co.uk you can play the new game BLATTR, where you feed the giant head of Sepp Blatter things like money, coins, cash, rolls of bills, champagne and gold butts. The gold butts are probably important. Don’t try feeding him handcuffs, though. He’ll just spit those out.
Play a video game where you feed Sepp Blatter money
Feed him an ocean liner! He can swallow the whole thing!
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