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Usain Bolt attacked by runaway Segway cameraman

The robot uprising has finally begun, with a surprise attack on Usain Bolt via a Segway-mounted cameraman.

Bolt was minding his own business and waving to the adoring human crowd at the track World Championships in Beijing when suddenly:

But it can’t have been that blatant, can it? Let’s take a look at another angle.

MAMMA MIA!

It makes some sense, robo-strategy-wise, to go after Bolt, given that he is the only human with even a vague chance of defeating Robo-Cheetah.

“He tried to kill me, I don’t know what was going on,” Bolt said after the race.

We will all know soon enough.

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