The 2015 NFL season began Thursday night, which meant one final party to celebrate the Super Bowl champions before the regular season starts and the attention turns to the next year. Like every championship team ever, the Patriots raised a banner:
The Patriots celebrated their Super Bowl with T-Pain and a dang orchestra
That part was normal. The rest of the celebration got a little weird.
T-Pain was there, performing “All I Do is Win” because--get it?--the Patriots won.
That mostly led to some odd dancing by Patriots owner Robert Kraft, who was on stage with Ty Law, Willie McGinest and Troy Brown. They were holding New England’s other three Lombardi Trophies.
Kraft seemed to enjoy it.
@wingoz Robert Kraft read my lips "pretty f'in cool right" pic.twitter.com/eSes0zUHlz
— Pete W Fisher (@petereytown) September 11, 2015 So a banner, some music and trophies. A little odd, but normal enough, right? Maybe, but then there was also this.
Nothing gets you fired up for gigantic humans crushing each other like a dang orchestra. Why that was necessary, no one knows, but that’s apparently how the Patriots get down.
None of this was nearly as good as it would have been had Tom Brady remained suspended and the Patriots unveiled this giant proverbial middle finger to the NFL.
THIS is the banner the @Patriots would have unveiled tonight if Tom Brady did not play @nflnetwork pic.twitter.com/VemK9oNyY6
— melissa stark (@melissastark) September 10, 2015 See More:
