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Alex Rodriguez’s office looks like it came from ‘50 Shades of Grey’

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Shortly after midnight Alex Rodriguez tweeted a photo from inside the offices of “ARod Corp” which is either a completely fake company made up for this photo, or the organization that will destroy the earth some day. There is no in-between here.

There’s something about this photo that feels ... off. It looks like A-Rod borrowed it from an Ikea for the afternoon to take this photo. It doesn’t feel lived in or used. It’s sterile. Almost like there’s a hidden door behind a book shelf that will swing open to reveal its real purpose. It looks like something built in the style of 50 Shades of Grey.

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