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There’s a new Latvian Kristaps Porzingis rap video and it’s GLORIOUS

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Kristaps Porzingis hasn’t just been one of the most entertaining players to watch in the NBA this season, he’s opened up a whole cottage industry of amazing Latvian rap music about Kristaps Porzingis. Before the draft we heard one such gem, now “OLAS” has dropped the track “KEEP CALM LIKE KRISTAPS PORZINGIS,” which is written in the distinctly non-calm all-caps format.

Please note: It is clearly snowing, and yet one Lamborghini is a convertible and the other has its doors open.

LATVIA DON’T GIVE AN EFF!

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Latvian dabbing!

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This happened.

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She looks like Joffrey dabbing.

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Vote Kristaps Porzingis as an All-Star. Vote him as everything. We need more Latvian rap.

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