THAT EVIL NEW ORLEANS PELICANS BABY IS BACK AND IT’S TERRORIZING SENIOR CITIZENS
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
We need to have a chat, New Orleans Pelicans. Nobody appreciates the cold, dead stare of King Cake Baby more than we do -- but YOU CAN’T TURN THE BABY ON SENIOR CITIZENS!
Seriously. This isn’t some hollow suggestion, we implore you to please stop. This does not end well for anyone and the world isn’t ready for this giant mutant infant to give someone a heart attack on Vine.
